David Conner

David Conner was born in the family barn in 1983, to attractive parents Irwin and Minnie Conner. Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), David is now thought to be amongst the most eligible bodies in the world.

On new year's eve, 1999, David was head-hunted, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by the fellow acting star claire pollard, while holding down another job as a fire fighter. The history of David's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including an amiable student without charm.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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