David's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming an average optician. In the blink of an eye, David is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity.
Though once famous for some sort of crime, David is now thought to be amongst the most eligible people in the world.
On an auspicious day in 2005, David was first hired, while sleeping on the streets, by midget-director Vincent Odonnell, hustling orphans on street corners. David Stark was conceived during a wizard's banquet in Croydon, to idiotic parents David and Rena Stark.
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