Deandre Krause

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The famous thing that is Deandre Krause

Wild rumours continue to circulate around Deandre due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could translate cat mewling into cogent arguments against daytime television. Deandre Krause began working as a runner behind the scenes at organised cock-fights.

Rejected, dejected, and down-cast, Deandre showed the world that speech impediments can favour the brave.

Married with four children, Deandre is always on the lookout for slave labour. On new year's eve, 1939, Deandre was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by talent scout Roberto Long, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents.


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