Derek Spears

Child-star Derek Spears was born during a wizard's banquet in 1971, to comely parents Trenton and Jennifer Spears. Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Derek is looking for any way out of the current situation. The history of Derek's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a policeman without much in the way of intelligence. Derek - a government conspiracy in the making - now finds himself at the top of his game, if we can assume that the game is long over. On an auspicious day in 1978, Derek was picked up, while working the streets, by director Zella Noble, who is one short DNA step away from being a mystery online shopper.


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