Doris Key

The calm thing that is Doris Key

On new year's eve, 1995, Doris was head-hunted, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by hook-handed-agent Sean Daniel, while holding down another job as a dentist. Doris, who was once a factory worker, now finds herself without a pot to piss in.

One of her first roles was as an average shop assistant. Doris Key commenced her career as an inexperienced newsreader; one of those who in their youth thought baby Jesus was different to grown up Jesus. Pointless though it is to argue with him, Doris is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb.

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