Elizabeth Bowers

Currently held in prison, Elizabeth is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident". The wonderful Elizabeth Bowers was conceived in the family barn in Oxford, to abusive parents Joseph and Clara Bowers. Likely future film roles are said to include a fisherman who is unable to tie her own shoes. Though without scruples... at all... and will do * anything *, or scruples... at all... and will do * anything *, Elizabeth constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

On an auspicious day in 1980, Elizabeth was discovered, while pissing her life away, by little known talent scout, trying to get donations for a fake charity.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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All for which you have fought will be lost if you cannot control your wang. Wise words which may be applicable. Tailors......

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