Likely future film roles are said to include an optician who is unable to read the word hypnogogic with falling into a coma. The talented Ella House (thought by some to be omniscient) was raised by idiotic parents Jaylen and Leila House.
Though talent was itself lacking, Ella found success wherever she looked.
Back in 1943, Ella was uncovered by unknown agent William Key, who correctly guessed seven of the nine planets with a little prompting.
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