Eric Preston

Eric's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming a naive cleaner. Eric Preston was born without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in 1976, to sibling parents Peter and Clara Preston. Back in 2003, Eric was discovered, while panhandling for scraps, by someone pretending to be a talent scout Angelina Olson, who is one short DNA step away from being a narwhal. Rejection after rejection later, Eric found success wherever he looked.


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