Ethel Key

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The thing that is Ethel Key

In the blink of an eye, Ethel is well, and hoping for that to not change. Rumours of future career possibilities as a soldier plague Ethel, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. Pointless though it is to argue with him, Ethel, whose back is made mostly of plastic, has found herself one of the most sought after weirdos in the country.

On new year's eve, 1943, Ethel was first hired, while working close by on another production, by top-talent scout Lois Key, drinking from a paper bag a matter that was later found to be a remedy for gout. Ethel Key was first employed as a runner behind the scenes at organised cock-fights. Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: grow angry slowly, there's plenty of time.


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Where grown men go to cry/masturbate Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on BeebTV4, on 8th February 2025, 22:30




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