Eva Barajas

Rumours continue to circulate around Eva due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could instantly heal paper cuts. Eva Barajas found first employment as a runner behind the scenes at organised cock-fights. In 1936, Eva was uncovered, while working close by on another production, by fellow acting star, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers.

Eva is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident". Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Eva is now thought to be amongst the most eligible people in the world.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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