Evan Vang

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The meat object that is Evan Vang

Evan is one of many former superman look-a-likes to be up for an award this season. Evan - gradually turning into a crayon drawing he did of himself when only four - now finds himself at the top of his game, if the game is a cess-pool of hate.

Unusual rumours of future career possibilities as a journalist plague Evan, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: no man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

Evan Vang started life as a below average lifeguard, and later joined a group who considered retiring at the age of 23.

On 4th July, 1999, Evan was first employed, while working close by on another production, by top-talent scout Mary Brock, who regularly shares his food with a mystery online shopper.


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