Foster McPherson

The handsome profile of Foster McPherson
The person that is Foster McPherson

Child-star Foster McPherson was conceived without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in Sacramento, to parents Sterling and Ann McPherson. Pointless though it is to argue with him, Foster, the result of many years' worth of lab experiments, has found himself one of the most sought after people in the country.

Likely future film roles are said to include a travel agent.

Back in 1975, Foster was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by an ass of a director, shouting at passers by who he claimed 'wore hats too loudly'.

Five times married and one times divorced, it seems that Foster has an ongoing love affair with love itself.


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