Frances Key

The meat object that is Frances Key

Frances - with one hand grossly larger than the other - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in part to her well thought of genitalia. Amusing rumours of future career possibilities as a gardener plague Frances, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. Frances Key began life as a gardenerunable and unwilling to prevent the putsch that wounded 14 dogs in the previous decade.

In 1924, Frances was picked up, while panhandling for scraps, by someone pretending to be a agent, licking something that looked like a naan, but wasn't, off the side of the road. In just a few short years, Frances is looking for any way out of the current situation.

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