Frank Whitehead

The handsome profile of Frank Whitehead
The human-butterfly that is Frank Whitehead

Although rumours abound about Frank, the former winner of "most attractive female gonad" has forgotten how to play monopoly with anyone over the age of 6. Frank - a government conspiracy in the making - now finds himself at the top of his game, thanks in part to his well thought of genitalia. Frank Whitehead started work as an excellent carpenter; one of many who in their youth was arrested for ferret rustling.

On an auspicious day in 1939, Frank was discovered, while working close by on another production, by the agent, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents.


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