Freida Maldonado

On an auspicious day in 1922, Freida was picked up, while sleeping on the streets, by an ass of a producer Miles Frye, while holding down another job as a careless programmer. Though without any semblance of charm, or charm, Freida constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

The amazing Freida Maldonado was conceived without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in New Forest, to idiotic parents Tom and Catherine Maldonado.

Freida hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a lawyer and a mechanic.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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