Gail Key

The exceptional brain-box that is Gail Key

Untalented and broken, Gail became one of the longest running actors in online soap opera history. The wonderful Gail Key (with one hand grossly larger than the other ) was fortunate to have been brought up by surrogate obese parents Aubrey and Ernestine Key.

Gail's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming a butcher. Back in 1999, Gail was first employed, while panhandling for scraps, by a director Mary Wilson, prancing on her own beard shavings.

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