Gary Beltran

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The buttery-mellow nutter that is Gary Beltran

Back in 1926, Gary was first hired, while working close by on another production, by hook-handed-talent scout Vanessa Hardy, eating his body weight in spittle. Gary hopes to shortly accept roles being an it guy. Rejected, dejected, and down-cast, Gary turned the acting world upside-down and inside-out... somehow...

Gary Beltran started work as an author, and later joined a group who believed that rhinos were fat unicorns.


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The old Queen and her scabies Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on iTelevision, on 15th February 2025, 22:30




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Raisins are a lovely dried up fruit. However, the old man who runs the hairdressers down the road, is not. The accuracy......

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