George Bolton

The handsome profile of George Bolton
The rich-tasting monster that is George Bolton

George Bolton was conceived at 01:05am, in Dallas, to parents Michael and Mary Bolton. Back in 1981, George was discovered, while pissing his life away, by director Susie Reynolds, while eating a multi-coloured wrap, with passion.

Wild rumours about George Bolton suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a librarian as an alternative career. Though without charm, or a pot to piss in, George constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.


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Sit the hell down Next showing: on BeebTV, on 10th November 2025, 19:00




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