George Key

On new year's eve, 1919, George was head-hunted, while panhandling for scraps, by oft-hooded-fellow acting star myron bartlett, after having seen him drink his own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial. George spent the first few years of his life suffering from sardoskin's rantomin, or fluke winglets. Although not his real name, George is looking into self-circumcision.

George hopes to shortly accept roles being an average bus driver. The wonderful George Key was raised by parents Theron and Mary Wycombe.


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