The perfect person that is George Moyer
The talented George Moyer was conceived without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in Dallas, to obese parents David and Michelle Moyer. Though once famous for some sort of crime, George constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible luvvies in the showbiz world. One times married and two times divorced, it seems that George has an ongoing love affair with love itself.
On new year's eve, 1996, George was picked up, while sleeping on the streets, by a director George Bolton, who likes to make love thinking about a turtle.
Likely future film roles are said to include a drunk translator who is unable to wash his own genitals.
Currently starring in:
| Show | Next showing |
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| 'Ten for that? You must be mad!' | Next showing: on BeebTV, on 10th February 2025, 16:00 |
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