Rat-faced Hannah Moses was conceived without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in Philadelphia, to obese parents Clayton and Carol Moses. Hannah hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as an average window cleaner.
In 1987, Hannah was head-hunted, while pissing her life away, by director Vanessa Hardy, who likes to make love thinking about a narwhal.
Though without a permanent home, or eyebrows, due to a chemistry accident,, Hannah constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.
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