Harry Savage

The brain-box that is Harry Savage

In 1986, Harry was head-hunted, while pissing his life away, by someone pretending to be a talent scout, who likes to make love thinking about a turtle. Harry Savage (with one hand grossly larger than the other ) was coddled throughout his childhood by abusive and self-harming parents William and Barbara Savage. Wild rumours continue to circulate around Harry due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could automatically select criminals from line-ups. Three times married and two times divorced, it seems that Harry has an ongoing love affair with love itself. Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Harry is now thought to be amongst the most eligible luvvies in the world.

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