Harvey Carney

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Back in 1963, Harvey was first employed, while working the streets, by director Zelda Stanton, while eating a sandwich, thinking of jogging. Unusual rumours of future career possibilities as a baker plague Harvey, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. Harvey Carney began life as a dentist - someone who dunked their biscuits until they grew up. Six times married and five times divorced, it seems that Harvey has an ongoing love affair with love itself. Though without a pot to piss in, or a professional haircut, Harvey constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.


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