Harvey Fitzpatrick

On an auspicious day in 1908, Harvey was picked up, while working the streets, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", producer Concetta Esparza, after having been arrested for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ). Child-star Harvey Fitzpatrick was born on a portentous day in 1904, to highly unattractive parents Frank and Sylvia Fitzpatrick. Likely future film roles are said to include a popular lawyer. Four prongs short of a fork, Harvey, who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood", has found himself one of the most sought after folk in the country.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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