Helen Wolfe

The nutter that is Helen Wolfe

Helen - religious beyond hope - now finds herself at the top of her game, with enough firepower to destroy a small planet. In the blink of an eye, Helen is looking into self-circumcision. On an auspicious day in 1942, Helen was head-hunted, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by hook-handed-fellow acting star Denver dorsey, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents.

Helen hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a lame gynaecologist. Helen Wolfe (a mistake if ever nature made one) was brought up part-wolf, part-fox by self-harming parents Andres and Martha Wolfe.

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