The biscuit that is Hiram Landry
In the blink of an eye, Hiram is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future. Hiram Landry began working as a passionate window cleaner, and used to be someone who thought donkeys were baby horses.
Likely future film roles are said to include a receptionist who is unable to tie his own shoes.
In 1984, Hiram was uncovered, while begging for pennies, by director Mike Johns, trying to get donations for a fake charity.
Hiram spent the first few years of his career suffering from bluke reincoma.
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