Irving Key

The handsome profile of Irving Key
The thing that is Irving Key

One of his first roles was as a chef. Irving - who can bleed from the nose on command - now finds himself at the top of his game, thanks in no small part to his role in a secret-organisation-that-ought-not-be-named.

On an auspicious day in 2023, Irving was uncovered, while panhandling for scraps, by unknown talent scout Melanie Parker, licking suspiciously log shaped chocolates off someone else's comb.

"the" Irving Key was conceived at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in Phoenix, to parents Malcolm and Lupe Key.

Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: if a job is worth doing it is worth doing well.


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