Ivy Frey

Unsubstantiated rumours of future career possibilities as an outspoken florist plague Ivy, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. Although four prongs short of a fork, Ivy, the result of many years' worth of lab experiments, has found herself one of the most sought after weirdos in the country. On an auspicious day in 2016, Ivy was head-hunted, while pissing her life away, by an ass of a fellow acting star, who regularly shares his food with a mystery online shopper.

Ivy Frey was born at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in 1994, to sibling parents Robert and Brianne Frey.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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