Jack McCann

The handsome profile of Jack McCann
The rich-tasting brute that is Jack McCann

Jack McCann was conceived at 07:11am, in Bedford, to parents Michael and Linda McCann. Jack - named after the stranger who once rescued her mother from a tree in the middle of storm - now finds himself at the top of his game, thanks in part to his well thought of genitalia.

Unusual rumours of future career possibilities as an inventive web developer plague Jack, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. On 4th July, 1927, Jack was uncovered by producer Lizzie Kerr, while eating a multi-coloured wrap, provocatively.


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