Though without any idea what foreplay is, or a pot to piss in, Jackie constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Although rumours abound about Jackie, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" recently declared himself unable to understand roman numerals.
Jackie Wallace began life as a cat owner; one of many who in their youth voted in the election that put * that * absolute cretin into power. On 4th July, 1938, Jackie was first employed by unknown fellow acting star clara chang, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever.
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