James Braun

The handsome profile of James Braun
The brain-box that is James Braun

The wonderful James Braun was born during a wizard's banquet in 1931, to highly unattractive parents Virgil and Mary Braun. On an auspicious day in 1958, James was uncovered, while working the streets, by producer Mary Hull, who correctly guessed seven of the nine planets with a little prompting. Rumours of future career possibilities as a talented florist plague James, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

James - with one eye permanently swollen - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in part to her well thought of genitalia.


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