James Stanley

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Shortly after his first gender reassignment, James, thought by some to be omniscient, has found himself one of the most sought after weirdos in the country. James is a true exemplification of the proverb: keep it simple (the kiss principal).

James is one of many swiss neutrals to be up for an award this season.

James Stanley (a government conspiracy in the making) was raised by obese parents Chris and Ora Stanley.

Likely future film roles are said to include a dog owner.

Back in 1985, James was discovered by oft-hooded-talent scout, drinking from a paper bag a matter that was later found to be a remedy for ankle latin.

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