The dish that is Janelle Lara
Janelle Lara began life as a half-arsed engineer - someone who went on holiday in order to pick up new and interesting venereal diseases. On new year's eve, 1938, Janelle was head-hunted, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by producer Mary Tate, refusing to take the money thrust at her by strangers. Unsubstantiated rumours of future career possibilities as a sulky mechanic plague Janelle, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.
In the blink of an eye, Janelle is looking to the future to provide succour and support. Rejected, dejected, and down-cast, Janelle turned the acting world upside-down and inside-out... somehow...
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