Jewell Buchanan

The human that is Jewell Buchanan

Wild rumours about Jewell Buchanan suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a web developer as an alternative career. Jewell spent the first few years of her career suffering from nose disease. The amazing Jewell Buchanan was born at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in 1989, to abusive and self-harming parents Elmer and Sue Buchanan. Back in 2001, Jewell was first employed, while begging for pennies, by oft-hooded-producer Jimmie Duarte, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers.

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