Joan Duarte

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Joan Duarte began life as a wannabe judge, endeavouring on a device that could convert oxygen into cows. Likely future film roles are said to include a model.

In 1979, Joan was discovered, while sleeping on the streets, by unfortunately bearded-agent, not long after winning "world's least washed genitals award" in Zimbabwe. Joan, who was once a model, now finds herself without charm.


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Friends who are fat don't let fat friends eat fat Next showing: Season 4, Episode 10 on BeebTV, on 5th February 2025, 19:00




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