The human-computer that is Joan Duarte
Joan Duarte began life as a wannabe judge, endeavouring on a device that could convert oxygen into cows. Likely future film roles are said to include a model.
In 1979, Joan was discovered, while sleeping on the streets, by unfortunately bearded-agent, not long after winning "world's least washed genitals award" in Zimbabwe. Joan, who was once a model, now finds herself without charm.
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| Show | Next showing |
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| Friends who are fat don't let fat friends eat fat | Next showing: Season 4, Episode 10 on BeebTV, on 5th February 2025, 19:00 |