Jonathan Washington

Unusual rumours continue to circulate around Jonathan due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could look through clothing. Although four prongs short of a fork, Jonathan, the result of many years' worth of lab experiments, has found himself one of the most sought after individuals in the country.

On 4th July, 1960, Jonathan was picked up, while sleeping on the streets, by producer Mary Bright, refusing to take the money thrust at him by strangers.

Married with five children, Jonathan is said to be looking to change that over the next few years.

Slightly dog-faced Jonathan Washington was born on a portentous day in 1956, to obese parents William and Alta Washington.


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