Jorge Key

Jorge Key was raised by self-harming parents Robert and Mary San Diego. Pointless though it is to argue with him, Jorge is always on the lookout for slave labour.

Jorge hopes to shortly accept roles being an intelligent astronomer.

In 1997, Jorge was first employed, while panhandling for scraps, by little known director Nellie Tucker, while eating a sort of biscuit, provocatively.

Though without the ability to read a map, or scruples... at all... and will do * anything *, Jorge constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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