Joseph Whitney

"the" Joseph Whitney (whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases ) was brought up part-wolf, part-fox by comely parents Christian and Lorraine Whitney. Wild rumours continue to circulate around Joseph due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could look through clothing.

On new year's eve, 1952, Joseph was picked up, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by director Joseph Forbes, shaking his money maker for the public.

In just a few short years, Joseph is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future.

Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Joseph is now thought to be amongst the most eligible people in the world.

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