Justin Benitez

The handsome profile of Justin Benitez
The lovely meat object that is Justin Benitez

Rat-faced Justin Benitez was conceived at breakfast time in Leicester, to parents Quentin and Nona Benitez. On an auspicious day in 1998, Justin was first employed, while pissing his life away, by the talent scout George Newman, refusing to take the money thrust at him by strangers.

Though talent was itself lacking, Justin turned into one of history's greatest (on-screen) monsters. Justin hopes to shortly accept roles being an optician.


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