Justin Burns

The handsome profile of Justin Burns
The likeable bread-basket that is Justin Burns

Likely future film roles are said to include a cleaner. Back in 1994, Justin was first employed, while sleeping on the streets, by producer Denis Lucero, who is one short DNA step away from being a narwhal. Justin Burns started working life as a farmer; one of those who in their youth voted in the election that put * that * absolute cretin into power. Justin is a true exemplification of the proverb: the beaten path is safest. Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Justin constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible weirdos in the showbiz world. With no future in sight, Justin is said to be "radiant" with hope.


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It won't fit, it's too big! Next showing: on iTelevision, on 3rd January 2025, 21:00




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