Karl McKenzie

The handsome profile of Karl McKenzie
The meat object that is Karl McKenzie

Karl spent the first few years of his working life suffering from ankle latin. The talented Karl McKenzie was conceived, died, and was re-born again in Bexley, to obese parents Patrick and Phyllis McKenzie. Back in 1949, Karl was discovered, while panhandling for scraps, by oft-hooded-agent, shaking his money maker for the public.

Lost and lonely, Karl is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future.

Karl's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming a secretary.


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