The quickest monster that is Kelsey Oneill
Kelsey is a true exemplification of the proverb: hasty climbers have sudden falls. "the" Kelsey Oneill (a mistake if ever nature made one) struck lucky by having been conceived by attractive parents Larry and Susan Oneill.
On new year's eve, 1967, Kelsey was discovered, while pissing her life away, by funnyman agent Alissa Bright, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers. Married with five children, Kelsey is well, and hoping for that to not change. Kelsey hopes to shortly accept roles being an incompetent shop assistant.
Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Kelsey is now thought to be amongst the most eligible weirdos in the world.
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