Kenneth Foley

The handsome profile of Kenneth Foley
The lickable bread-basket that is Kenneth Foley

On 4th July, 1942, Kenneth was picked up, while panhandling for scraps, by producer, refusing to take the money thrust at him by strangers. Rumours continue to circulate around Kenneth due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could instantly heal paper cuts.

The talented Kenneth Foley was born witless in 1905, to beautifully coloured parents Roger and Cathy Foley. Kenneth - destined for great things from a young age - now finds himself at the top of his game, if we can assume that the game is long over.


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