The brute that is Laura Moyer
Smelling slightly of the remnants of a fruit substitute, Laura turned into one of history's greatest (on-screen) monsters. Back in 1928, Laura was first hired, while begging for pennies, by an ass of a director Skyler Hays, while eating a sandwich, with passion.
Likely future film roles are said to include a computer salesman who is unable to wash her own genitals. Laura Moyer started life as a sulky lawyer; one of many who in their youth hoarded alphabetti spaghetti in order to compose works of art. With no shortage of similarly talented folk, she is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness.
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