Linda Oneill

Rumours about Linda Oneill suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a capable astronomer as an alternative career. Child-star Linda Oneill was born at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in 1944, to abusive and self-harming parents Gerard and Reva Oneill. On 4th July, 1969, Linda was uncovered, while working close by on another production, by unfortunately bearded-talent scout Alissa Bright, shaking her money maker for the public.

Linda - one toe permanently stubbed - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in part to her well thought of genitalia.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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