Lizzie Kerr

The handsome profile of Lizzie Kerr
The brain-box that is Lizzie Kerr

Wild rumours of future career possibilities as a cleaner plague Lizzie, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. Back in 1989, Lizzie was first hired, while working the streets, by hook-handed-producer Mary Bright, who likes to make love thinking about a lion. One times married and one times divorced, it seems that Lizzie has an ongoing love affair with love itself. Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Lizzie constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible people in the showbiz world.

Lizzie is a true exemplification of the proverb: hard work never did anyone any harm.

Slightly dog-faced Lizzie Kerr was raised by highly unattractive parents Walter and Mary Richmond upon Thames.


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