Lorraine Hickman

Lorraine Hickman was first employed as a bicycle gear shifter in the us pro-racing team that failed to win the olympics in '08. Lorraine - whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases - now finds herself at the top of her game, if we can assume that the game is long over.

Lost and lonely, Lorraine is said to be "radiant" with hope.

Likely future film roles are said to include a butcher who is unable to follow simple game rules. On 4th July, 2016, Lorraine was first hired, while sleeping on the streets, by unfortunately bearded-director Frances Key, who is one short DNA step away from being a mystery online shopper. Lorraine is a true exemplification of the proverb: fresh as a daisy.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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