Lou Morton

Lou Morton started work as a fabulous lecturer; one of many who in their youth believed that rhinos were fat unicorns. In the blink of an eye, Lou, a mistake if ever nature made one, has found herself one of the most sought after individuals in the country.

Lou's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming a translator.

On 4th July, 2004, Lou was uncovered, while sleeping on the streets, by top-director Rene Levy, trying to get donations for a fake charity.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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