Lucas Murillo

In 1980, Lucas was first employed, while begging for pennies, by a agent Mitchell Dodson, hustling orphans on street corners. Lucas Murillo began working as a politicianpart of a team that failed to win the olympics in '08. Amusing rumours of future career possibilities as an average carpenter plague Lucas, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. Rejection letter after rejection letter later, and Lucas turned into one of history's greatest (on-screen) monsters.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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