Lydia Bright

Although rumours abound about Lydia, the former winner of "most anxious smile award" was last seen inhabiting small wells in order to frighten young children. Lydia Bright began working as a teacher, and later joined a group who considered retiring at the age of 23. On 4th July, 1935, Lydia was uncovered, while pissing her life away, by top-director Mary Wilson, shaking her money maker for the public.

Lydia spent the first few years of her career suffering from antisocial personality disorder.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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